"And the Gerbil King came down from the clouds and said 'Turn your place of living into a place of worship... and pass the twinkies.'" Making your own church is easy. follow this easy program to do so. 1. Make sure you are baptized. 2. Make a web page about the Church of Gerbil, original material is encouraged. 3. Email your URL to me at gerbilgod@corg.org make Personal Worship zone the topic. 4. Stand on your head and bark like a chicken. return to Alternate Worship Zones Return to the main page. ©Church of the Gerbil 1997