"And the Gerbil King came down from the clouds and said 'Turn your place of living into a place of worship... and pass the twinkies.'"
Making your own church is easy. follow this easy program to do so.
1. Make sure you are baptized.
2. Make a web page about the Church of Gerbil, original material is encouraged.
3. Email your URL to me at email@example.com make Personal Worship zone the topic.
4. Stand on your head and bark like a chicken.
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ęChurch of the Gerbil 1997