Make your own
"And the Gerbil King came down from the clouds and said 'Turn your place of living into a place of worship... and pass the twinkies.'"

Making your own church is easy. follow this easy program to do so.
1. Make sure you are baptized.
2. Make a web page about the Church of Gerbil, original material is encouraged.
3. Email your URL to me at make Personal Worship zone the topic.
4. Stand on your head and bark like a chicken.

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ęChurch of the Gerbil 1997