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The Devil Made Me Do It

Aborted fetus heads floating in beakers of water are funny!

I am now writing for absolutly no reason at all. My mind has gone blank. It is devoid of all thought processes at this time. Dogs are flying in some parts of the world, while cruel dwarves rupture the fabric of time. I have a psychic connection with a gopher in Lithuania. His name is Barbozone the Intoxicator. He runs around the countryside molesting sheep and small furry moustashes that breed in huckleberry bushes.

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