The Holy War


5-14-2005 It's been about 8 years since the war began. A lot has happened since then. The CoG has grown exponentially, now boasting tens of thousands of members all over the globe. On a daily basis people convert to Gerbilism. Our Holy War, the first ever on the internet seems to have been won. Let us say it like this:

Mission Accomplished!

Except when we say it, we mean it. We don't anticipate lingering attacks for years and years. Sure, every so often some nut sends us an email declaring war on us or demanding we convert to worshiping shrews, weasels, or some other such creature. But over the years the Church of the Bunny has simply vanished off the face of the earth. We must not, however, let down our guard. We must seek out the heretics wherever they are and bring them to salvation. Seek them out and let them know loud and clear that they've lost.
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